Friday, May 9, 2014

Toddler Facial Expressions Interpretation Guide

The Toddler experiences a wide range of emotions, but interpreting those emotions can be a challenge. With that in mind, I have developed this Toddler Facial Expressions Interpretation Guide to assist befuddled parents in decoding their toddler's true feelings.

1. Mom is making The Toddler wear clothes.

Toddler response:
Facial expression interpretation: How could you do this to me?

2. Mom is making The Toddler take a nap.

Toddler response:
Facial expression interpretation: How could you do this to me?

3. Mom is taking The Toddler to the park.

Toddler response:
Facial expression interpretation: How could you do this to me?

4. Mom has just told The Toddler he cannot have jelly beans for breakfast.

Toddler response:
Facial expression interpretation: How could you do this to me?

5. Mom has just given The Toddler a donut.

Toddler response:
Facial expression interpretation: How could you do this to me?

Now go pour yourself a glass of wine, because it's going to be a long couple of years.