Nina: Mom, can you tell me the best story you have in your mouth?
Me: These are our rules. Be kind. Be respectful. Be safe.
Nina: These are our rules. Number 1: Don't get into trouble. Number 2: Don't get hurt. Number 3: Don't walk in circles unless you are with your friends. Number 3: Wait, what number was I on?
Me: Number 4.
Nina: Number 4: You can't break glasses.
I walk away then return several minutes later.
Nina: Number 9: You can't open a curtain unless someone is with you. Number 10: You can't jump on the bed with a drink because you will break it.
Dad and Nina found some ants on the sidewalk eating a mini Ritz peanut butter filled cracker.
Nina: Look, ants! And they're eating an ant birthday pie! They're singing ant Happy Birthday!
Nina: Guess what, I forgot to tell you lasternight Owen peed in the tub! Don't pee in the tub! That's another rule you should write on your list, mom!
Nina: Knock Knock.
Me: Who's there?
Nina: Owen.
Me: Owen who?
Nina: Owen you glad I didn't say Nina?
Nina: Where are we going?
Me: Where are we going?
Nina: Where are we going?
Me: Where are we going?
Nina: Target?
Me: Yes.
Nina: Why didn't you say that?
Me: Because you know the answer.
Nina: No I don't.
Me: Yes you do. You just said it.
Nina: Said what?
Me: Target.
Nina: Target?
Me: Yes.
Nina: The Targ store?
Me: What's the Targ store?
Nina: They sell houses and farms and little dolls, and uh, milk bottoms and green lights...
Nina: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Nina: Owen.
Me: Owen who?
Nina: Owen you glad I didn't say I'm angry because I am angry because I said "Target" but I wanted you to say "Target" when I asked you where we were going.
Me: But you know where we're going.
Nina: Where are we going?
Me: Target!
Nina: Knock knock.
Owen: Dhere?
Nina: Symbol.
Owen: Haaaaaa!
Nina: You're supposed to say "symbol who?" not "haaaaa!"
Nina: Mom, I closed the bathroom door because I don't want Owen to get hurt because I love him now.
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